chromesthetic:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

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Mumford & Sons - Hopeless Wanderer [x]

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sparklehime:

sparklehime:

look at this card

i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card

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smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

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alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

(via jonnyathan)

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squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

(via humorstop)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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