December 2010
8 posts
Went into town to buy a Christmas tree this morning. Hungover, smelly and hazed, I stumbled about town, exiting and entering through many doors as I obtained more and more plastic bags.
Missing £150 and self respect, I find myself sitting on a bus, making my way home. I had been in town for 3 hours. Where did the time go? What did I do? WHAT DID I BUY?!
Not a Christmas tree. That’s what.